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sophygurl:

420doorcinemaclub:

when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

… and that is how you win the skeleton war.

MAKE SKELETON LOVE NOT SKELETON WAR

merasmus:

thanks scoob

lameboob:

lameboob:

lameboob:

how do you make someone holy

you beat the hell out of them

my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke

Dark-Winged Angels: Roberto Ferri

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sh0wme0nthed0ll:

I wanna ruin our friendship
We should be lovers instead
I don’t know how to say this
‘cause you’re really my dearest friend

dolldelight:

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coolthinghere:

canni8al:

canni8al:

MY DAD FOUND AN APP FOR JAPANESE EMOTES

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DAD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

never stop dad

psyducker:

just planning ahead

darning-socks:

wouldn’t a mating call be simpler